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Natalie Portman has been doing heavy flirting with ruffles this year at Cannes. And I’m doing a lot of waffling on whether I think they’re pretty and flirty, or kind of crazy. Don’t get me wrong, I love waffles. Just not mind waffles. So you, dear readers, need to put on your special baby-soft clicking glove of judgment and prepare to be the jury.

Top 6 of the most fattening ice cream flavors

1. Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter.

2. Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby.

3. Häagen-Dazs Butter Pecan.

4. Sheer Bliss Pomegranate with chocolate chips.

5. Ben and Jerry’s Vermonty Python.

6. Coldstone Cookie Batter.

Do you know the top five most popular ice cream flavors?

1. Vanilla – 29 percent. If you guessed something else, go drown yourself in the kitchen sink, NOW. Every freaking cucumber knows that.

2. Chocolate – 8.9.

3. Butter Pecan – 5.3.

4. Strawberry – 5.3.

5. Neapolitan??? – 4.2.

I thought Strawberry was ahead of Butter Pecan.

And what the @#$ is Neapolitan? What is its color? Have to try it today.

Created with lonely people in mind, Drew Burrows‘ INBED is an “infrared-sensitive” light projected virtual girlfriend. A sexy brunette, she’s got about three tricks up her sleeve—and she does all of them from a supine position.

Kiss her on the cheek when you slide into bed and she’ll bury her face in the pillow. Hmmm, that sounds wrong. She moves into a spoon position if you’re on your side, and snuggles up beside you when you’re on your back. Cute.

There are, however, two drawbacks to Drew’s invention, which he was showing off at NYU’s Interactive Telecommunications Program Spring Show at Tisch School of the Arts: first, she’s only 2D, and second, she’s fully clothed. Some guys may want to wait for version 2.0.

Singapore Airlines is installing iPod docks and 15.4-inch widescreen LCDs in their all-Business Class Airbus A340-500 flights between NY/LA and Singapore, ensuring that we’re going to be flying with them if we ever have to travel to that part of the world. Each business customer can dock their iPhone or iPod and watch their own movies on the included noise-canceling headphones—which will be interrupting when the captain wants tell you to look off to your left so you can see a drunken Superman mooning your plane. Flights from Newark with this will start May 15, and August for the LA ones. Maybe now business passengers won’t engage in business time whilst in the air.

Check it out yo!

Man Utd fans will always LOVE u!!! thanks John

HEHEHE i OWN u… SERIOUSLY, is there anything to talk about between them?

Best that BANGKOK has to offer

not flour not snow but COCAINE!! snort the stretchful y’all

To-Do Tattoos are skin-safe to-do-list temporary tatts that come with a skin-safe felt-tip marker.

Preventing Bike Theft by Parking Bikes Up in the Air

High-Definition Television(HDTV) does make a difference

Stripper pumps for sale on the internet that include a tip-jar in the sole. Win liao…

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Briefs for pilots

Taking the ‘p’ out of ‘pilots’

Danger Room uses the announcement of the “Advanced Mission Extender Device” [pictured]— a fancy pair of urine-collecting briefs for pilots — to discuss the state of mid-air defueling technology. Pilot relief isn’t just a comfort issue.

Some pilots do permanent damage to their bladders by holding it in for hours at a time, which can cause incontinence and other problems,” the AP notes.  Totally draining yourself — “tactical dehydration” — can cause headaches and worse.  “At least twice, F-16s have crashed as their pilots tried to urinate. In 1992, one crashed in Turkey after a belt buckle got wedged between the seat and the control stick, prompting the Air Force to urge pilots not to unbuckle completely.”