Entries from April 2008

April 30, 2008

Quote(Poem) of the Day: Chinese Greviances

When we were the Sick Man of Asia, We were called The Yellow Peril.
When we are billed to be the next Superpower, we are called The Threat.
When we closed our doors, you smuggled drugs to open markets.
When we embrace Free Trade, You blame us for taking away your jobs.
When we were falling apart, You marched [...]

April 30, 2008

Athlete of the Day: One of the Best Midfielders in His Generation

The ‘Special One’ Mourinho claims ‘Poetic justice’ when Riise scored the own goal to put Liverpool’s hopes of reaching Moscow 2008 on the line.
We think it’s poetic justice that one of the best midfielders to miss the Final of the Champions League (he , along with Roy Keane, missed on the last occasion Manchester United [...]

April 29, 2008

Dark Secrets


April 29, 2008

Smoke and Have Your Fingers Hacked Off

The City of New York has always run anti-smoking ads that are pretty great, in the sense that they’re disgusting and make smokers jump up and change channels as quickly as possible. The city’s newest campaign features “Marie,” a 58 year-old who has smoked for 40 years, even as bits of her body were constantly [...]

April 28, 2008

Sexiest Woman Alive!

According to the 9 million FHM readers who voted in the 14th edition of the mag’s ’sexiest’ poll, Megan Fox is the sexiest woman in the world.
So hot!
We definitely agree!
Who else is in the Top 10????
Here’s the complete FHM top ten:
1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel

3. Jessica Alba

4. Elisha Cuthbert

5. Scarlett [...]

April 28, 2008

Joke of the Day: NSFW!!! caught in the act… GROSS

I believe that what we have here is a cautionary tale for professional athletes everywhere: Before taking your bits out for a breath of fresh air, you might want to check to see if the cameras are rolling.
According to sources, this is from 2002 and is a certain US player who shall remain nameless. (De****** [...]

April 28, 2008

Former Best Friends Go to Court Over Beckham Jersey

Families of a nine- and a ten-year-old boy, former best friends, are suing each other over possession of a David Beckham jersey.
Seems that after one of the Hawaii preseason games, Beckham’s attention was caught by the boys’ sign that said, “Go Beckham” and “Aloha Beckham.” So he came up and handed his jersey to one [...]

April 28, 2008

OOOOOOH is this really her?

Ashlee Simpson is back with a new CD, a new attitude, and a new body.

Ashlee Simpson has more than just a great body to be excited about, “Engaged life is fantastic. We are having a blast and are definitely thrilled.”
Ashlee Simpson has seen her name splashed in the tabloids over the years for various reasons: [...]

April 28, 2008

Pic of the Day: Sometimes I just dont know…

This a 3 or 4 some??

April 25, 2008

Future of Apple Macbook

MacBook Missing Elements

April 25, 2008

Laptop in a BOOK!

Forget hiding your liquor or handguns, books are for computers now! With the laptop book, designer Kyle Bean attempts to make a statement about how society is becoming more virtual—something about not reading books I think. I was too busy looking at the pictures to get the whole story. At any rate, it appears that [...]

April 25, 2008

Style of the Day: Peripheral Pants (Geeeeeky)

Aberration of a pair of pants designed by Erik de Nijs is, I guess, designed for the Geek at Heart. They incorporate keyboard, mouse and a pair of knee-height speakers, and someone’s already done the joke about the joystick being located behind the fly buttons. I’ll refrain from my usual smutty observations except to say [...]

April 24, 2008

‘The current’ vs ‘The EX’

Ryan Reynolds‘ ex-fiance, Alanis Morrisette, drops her new album, Flavors of Entanglement on May 20th.
Guess what?!
Current Reynolds girlfriend, boobalicious Scarlett Johansson, is releasing her debut album, a collection of Tom Waits covers, on May 20th too!
CAT FIGHT!! whose CD are you going to buy??
******

If you believe the tabloids - and who doesn’t - there has [...]

April 24, 2008

Body-Laptop Woolly Jumper : Craft & Gadget Fusion

That’s the Body-laptop Interface. The idea is to provide the user “privacy, warmth, and concentration” when using a laptop in public spaces. It’s just a concept for now…luckily

April 24, 2008

Joke of the Day: Rubbing it in